WASHINGTON, D.C. - In another shocking political twist, Sarah Palin was revealed to be America's number one enemy: Bin-Laden.
The first clue was when she sided with the North Koreans in an interview. The second clue was when she appeared verently against WikiLeaks. This was because WikiLeaks were going to release information about Bin-Laden's plastic surgery op.
But what of the real Palin?
According to sources, the real Palin is actually a liberal, anti-war, pro-choice lady who died in 2000.
"Yes," said Bin-Laden. "I Americans right-wing heroine, Sarah Palin. But no, I actually infamous Bin-Laden! You got pranked by Frame Up!, terrorist-style."
Many sane Americans responded well to the news.
"Ah good!" said New Yorker, Mary Sandwell. "I knew she was a raving psycho-bitch".
Obama too, commented on this revelation.
"Wow," he mumbled. "Bin-Laden, huh? I knew she was wishy-washy and all pie-in-the-sky and militaristic, but wow. Did... err... did... did anybody catch him/her?"
WikiLeaks, on the hypothetical-proverbial ball again, released a 200-page document on the events before and after the surgery. That was at 5.30pm (GMT). I got a nice 24-page handout this morning.
Many of Palin's fans and Tea Partiers were furious.
"This is obviously the work of those communists in D.C.," said Mary Kay-Allen, sister, wife, and mother to famed TV show host, Ben Gleck. "Them foolish Jews and shit. Of course, you can't leave out the terrorist towelhead moooslems. All of them are against peace you know. My boy, suffers from the voodoo liberal hogwash spirit of wanting to kiss other boys. Nasty spirit. Osama is just Obama's cousin in disguise! It makes sense. Him being Hitler and a commie." This reporter was going to point out the historical inaccuracy, but then realised that letting them be wrong is better than being burnt at the stake for being a fag or whatever buzzword they use.
As of press time, OBL was in a secret cave gettng work done to look like Glenn Beck.