Written by Jaggedone
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Topics: Gay

Wednesday, 22 December 2010

image for Obama gives Muslim radicals & Taliban even more reason to hate them as the US military goes "Gay"!
He looks pretty "gay" maybe he should join the military too!

President Obama in his wisdom (??) has signed a treaty allowing "gay" military personnel to be just what they are "gay"! Ending a dubious 1993 agreement that "gays" in the military should not divulge their sexuality, but just sleep with their buddies if they agree.

This message of the US military going "gay" was given a particular "warm" welcome in Islamic countries who are fighting the US either through terrorism or on the front.

A Taliban leader, Colonel Abdul Ali-Upthekazbah, gave the following statement to Reuters from a cave somewhere near the Kyber Pass (up yours too):

"We hate the US infidel pigs and now we hate them even more, 'gays' in the Muslim religion are the sons of whores who sell their bums too and are forbidden in our religion, they should be hanged and castrated!"

"Now we have even more reason to slaughter the 'gay' pigs, hang their cojones up as prizes and give their penis's to hyena's!"

"Gay" US military beware when captured by the Taliban their women do a grand castration job; they learnt well by cutting Russian helicopter pilot's balls off (ouch)!

Obviously President Obama knew what he was doing (?) by allowing military "gays" to out and practice their sexuality on the front and their main opponents, Islamic Militants and the Taliban, just can't wait to whip their handbags off and teach them what real men are??

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