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Wednesday, 22 December 2010

WASHINGTON, D.C. - At a press conference outside his home, Mikhail Gobachev agreed with American thinking.

"Obama is definitely a commie," he said. "Oh yes. He hasn't killed millions, but yes a communist."

He pointed out facts about the new healthcare reform.

"Is made by communist nations," he said. "Britain, France, Germany, Canada... all secretly socialist nations. Their doctors are poor yes. In UK they earn £60,000 (US$92,500) a year on average under the NHS (Nation Health Service). Very poor doctor."

He also pointed out that some of the suspicions about the Euro nations are true.

"All of them are run by scummy Muslim." He paused. "France is definitely run under Sharia law, of course."

Gobochev used to be a former assistant of the Soviet's US Ambassador between 1972 and 1988.

"Back in Soviet Russia, national healthcare was much much worse than people starving to death, and being beaten up for saying the guy who ruled your town was smelly."

He then said that Obama is definitely a socialist for baling out the faces of corporate greed.

"YES!" he agreed. "Bailing out companies who represent the terrible free market is very communist!"

"Heh," he said. "Those misinformed, FOX-News toting people are right."

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