British Prime Minister Tony Blair is to answer allegations that he performed a raunchy dance for the US President to persuade him to wage war on Iraq. Up until now, most reports of this nature have implied that it was American President, George Bush who did most of the persuading. These fresh allegations however point the finger in Tony Blair's direction.
Tony Blair is said to have laid out the plan for war on Iraq in the "best presentation" Bush had ever received. Opening in a very straight and business like manner, Tony presented the facts and figures to the President. Reports indicate that Bush was less than impressed by this boring and dry presentation.
Realising he was getting no-where with his initial technique, Blair decided to change tack. In the style of MTV's Jackass' 'Party-Boy', Blair is said to have hit the play button on a stereo system which initiated loud pumping dance music from the speakers. Bouncing around the room in a playful 'erotic' style, Blair began stripping for the president, until clad in solely his socks and underpants.
This show had grabbed the Presidents attention and he was now perched on the edge of his seat in anticipation of Tony's next move. Standing with his back to the president, and head over his shoulder, some further discussion of the proposed war took place. Finally, when Bush agreed fully to the suggestion of war "on the infidel", Tony removed his underpants and the presentation was over.
These are very strong allegations, if found to be true these could cost the Prime Minister his job. The enquiry is set for March next year.