Saying "I finally ged it", former muscle-man and Mr.Universe, Ahnold Schwarzenegger now wants to be a part of President Barack Obama's Administration.
The waxy-looking former California Governor told reporters he'd love a post in the "scrawny, girly-girl" Obama admin and to prove his worthiness began listing his street-cred.
He asked the vuurld not to merely focus on his celebrity pahwer but to also consider his ah-some nahledge and expyerience.
"Ok, I finally ged it. I can't run for Prez becwaws I wasn't bworn in
the US of A. I went as far as Gubernator of Kahlee-fwo-nee-ya. But I can be the next best thing. If Dick Cheney could be the backroom President so can I.
"Giff me a chance & Ah'll be back to toughen up those girly-girl Dems. Ah'll build up Obahmah's muscles so ve look like tvins. I know Bahraahk luffs his bwerguhrs. I'll put meat on his skinny legs and scrawny arms so that when it comes time to debade Siyerah Cwonnor on tv next yee-ur he will be a true Terminaydor".
Bench pressing and push-upping his way for the cameras he told reporters gathered here that he was most indresded in vuurking on the country's energy pahlicy and hoped to bring together Democrats and Repahblicans to redoose the nation's dependence on fahreen swo-orces of oil.
He also said he planned on vuurking from behind-the-scenes chust like Hah-lee-bwurdon to amend the Kaahn-sti-dooshun to allow fahrin bworn chaps like himself to run for top office as a "president had ahlready been set" with Havvahee-bworn Obahmah.
"Ja, Mah-reeyah says the peeble still luff me everywheah becaws I'm a Hummer driver not a tree hugger. And I'm still a tuff and hyurly-byurly man's man" he said lifting and hoisting this acrophobic reporter onto his shoulders using chust vun muskewluhr ahrm.