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Thursday, 16 December 2010

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Will Eat Reid's Shorts

POLITICO reported today that if Harry Reid's Omnibus Bill passes the Senate, Newt Gingrich vowed that he will not only eat Reid's shorts, he will kiss Barney Frank's ass.

Former House Speaker Gingrich, now lining his ducks up for a possible run for the GOP nomination, told Republicans to filibuster any attempt by the Democrats to ram through this pork-barrel laden bill during the Christmas break.

It was also reported that Nancy Pelosi, who will lose all of her House Speaker privileges when the new Congress is seated in January, has included a provision to be declared House Speaker Emeritus so that she can keep her Air Force jets that shuttle Pelosi and her coterie of San Francisco despot anchovies around the world tasting wines and cheeses.

"EGAD FAP! COUGH COUGH, WHEEZE, GULP, GLUG GLUG! WHATTHA F..K is going on here?"

*Major Amos B. Hoople, circa 1963

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