Written by icybluepen
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Topics: Politics

Friday, 24 December 2010

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Majority leader sez "Kiss it!"

Senate majority leader, democrat Bea Quiet today introduced a bill stating that all republican names are in-spellable and should be left off all ballots in the future.

The Bill also states that it will be retro active and applied to the last election.

In addition, all votes from the last election will be recounted to reflect the absence of republican names from said ballots and the resulting newly elected officials will be notified that they are now congress men and women.

There has been no word from the senate minority leader about this bill but it is expected there will be a republican outcry as soon as they figure out what just happened.

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