Sources close to Dr. Viscount Billingsgate revealed to the renowned holder of 12 Doctorates that Julian Assange, purportedly arrested for the trumped-up charges of violating the vaginal sanctity of two scum bag Swedish heifers, threatened to reveal a true copy of President Barack Obama's birth certificate if not released from his cell immediately.
Birthers in the United States have long held that Obama's refusal to submit his birth certificate for inspection is de facto proof that the President is hiding this to remain in office. Billingsgate, who has a PhD in Forensic Duplicity, among others who are sceptical of Obama's claim of citizenship, has volunteered to scrutinize any document offered as proof of birth. For those who might have forgotten, Dr. Billingsgate was the first to document that Prince Charles was the product of an unholy night of passion between the Queen and an itinerant, jug-eared Banshee ragpicker of ill birth.
One might question Dr. Billingsgate's impeccable credentials; but to question the facts is academically incredulous.