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Saturday, 11 December 2010

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His, their's or mine, Mark Madoff (RIP) should have known better and his dad too!

Bernie Madoff's son Mark (RIP), has proved what the world knew all along; money, fame, glamour, fast cars, fast bitches, luxury mansions, etc, mean nothing, especially when acquired in the manner that the Madoff's practiced.

Caught up in the backwash of his father's dirty dealings, Mark, who also enjoyed the razzy-dazzling, flashy lifestyle, decided to put an end to all of the misery and committed suicide.

Now there is never any smoke without fire and like father, like son, Mark was accused of doing some very dodgy dealings too.

The accusations started flying and unfortunately poor (?) Mark couldn't take the heat in the kitchen anymore so he decided to opt for a very cold exit, now he's in heaven or hell (is it cold there too?)

The lesson mankind should take from such tragedies is:

If you desperately desire the affluent, luxury, rich and famous life-style, then do it with you're own money and leave your fingers off of the money of others.

That's an old Chinese proverb by the way invented by the very poor writer of this Spoof, but at least I can sleep at night!

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