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Saturday, 11 December 2010

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Washington, D.C. - A new Bill is set to hit the Legislative floor after the holidays.

The Bill, known as HR-203fat-Y will be one of the first items discussed once the legislators return to Washington after the holiday recess.

In the Bill is the proposal to ban the question "does this make my ass look fat?" from the American vocabulary.

"If passed, it could have a profound impact on the relationships of married or living-together couples", said John Dogood (D) from Va. "Or, of course, it could go the other way and damage the personal relationships---we're still taking that into consideration as well".

The American Association of Husbands VP Billy Bob Hussleton told our reporter, "Man, this will take out a lot of stress in the communication department". Once this goes into effect, I personally will begin to experience a higher level of life".

The National League of Women inquisitors representative Modine Gunch replied to the announcement,
"let 'em try. We'll just come up with something with higher impact, less options for the 'right' answer, and that be 'viral' such that every woman can adapt and use frequently."

The Bill is set up for discussion at the resuming of legislation meetings in mid-January 2011.

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