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Wednesday, 8 December 2010

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"I don't need this shit, come on, I gots the feds on my tail!"

At today's White House Press Briefing, Press Secretary Robert Gibbs announced that up to 25% of all former detainees at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, subsequently have been found to be engaged in either acts of terrorism in the Middle East or as Taliban interns in Afghanistan.

"Most of those found to be new-born terrorists or insurgents were haphazardly released by the Bush administration whose anti-terror policies were as successful as its economic and health policies," he declared.

When asked about the fate of the other 75% of the Gitmo detainees, Mr. Gibbs said half were making an excellent living as TSA employees feeling Americans up at airports. The other half found employment as cabbies in New York City.

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