Washington DC: Noted Archeologist Dr. Indiana Jones held an impromptu news conference after arriving at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport. "Indy" will venture inside the Beltway to investigate the legend of the Obamable Snow-Job.
Dr. Jones' current interest is Cryptozoology, the study of hidden animals considered legends or otherwise nonexistent. Specifically, beings whose existence lacks physical support but appear in myths, legends, or as reported sightings such as Bigfoot, Yeti, the Obamable Snow-Job and Chupacabra.
Our latest expedition has just returned from the Himalayan region of India, Nepal and Tibet searching for Yeti (Abominable Snowman) a mythological biped creature. Prior to being in Asia the expedition searched the forests, mainly in the Pacific Northwest region of North America for Bigfoot (Sasquatch). This mythological biped creature is also described as large, hairy and humanoid. Both expeditions found nothing!
We have come to the Federal City in search of the home of the legendary Obamable Snow-Job. Rumored to inhabit a big White House (some say an ivory tower), rarely sighted on Capitol Hill but seen in Denmark, Germany, Egypt, Iraq, Israel, Saudi Arabia, Afghanistan, Indonesia, South Korea, China, Japan and Singapore. This being is a male biped humanoid supposedly having two left feet, espousing Obamanomics, Obamacare and Obamaspin. The Obamable Snow-Job has only a single nemesis/mortal enemy, the Pelosi.
At the conclusion of the search for the legendary Obamable Snow-Job, the expedition will travel to the American West and Southwest, Central America, and the Caribbean to search for Chupacabra (goat sucker). This mysterious creature allegedly has a penchant for drinking the blood of livestock and some researchers believe she is the Pelosi.