Washington - After two years of claiming to be a Democrat, and lying to himself in the process, President Obama switched parties.
"I think most of my policies are clearly Republican, because look at how I treated Wall Street and the rich. I love to help corporate America stick it the workers." President Obama said at a news conference announcing his switch.
"The Republicans clearly love money, just like I do, and I know that the best way for me to get elected in 2012 is join the party that is all about tax cuts to the rich, not caring about global warming, and not caring about the American worker." Obama added.
President Obama was labeled as a liberal, but that was before he took office and started backing Republican causes. Even his worst enemies no longer call him a liberal, and usually just make fun of the fact he doesn't have a spine.