Written by Guy Bellefonte
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Topics: Cars, Local, Winter

Tuesday, 7 December 2010

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The rattling in Jim Duncan's 1994 Pontiac is getting difficult to ignore. As winter quickly approaches, Duncan has been biting his nails at the thought of a major repair.

"Any repair over $900 bucks ain't worth doing, so I don't know what they hell I would do," said an exasperated Duncan. "It's great not having a car loan, I just pray this piece of shit gets me through one more winter. I really can't afford to buy another vehicle with my current situation."

That situation Duncan refers to is his dead end job that barely covers the bills and a bitch of an ex-wife that is bleeding him dry.

Duncan, like many Americans is dealing with an economy that sucks donkey balls and an employer that likes to treat their employees like retarded mules.

Maybe the radio can go one notch higher to drown out that annoying rattling.

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