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Monday, 6 December 2010

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Obama As Kenyan

Tiring of President Barack Obama's denials of being born in Kenya, the Republic of Kenya today issued a statement that it has officially revoked the passport and visa of "former" citizen, Barack Hussein Obama.

With this statement, which is accompanied by a photocopy of the original birth certificate issued by the Kenya Department of Birth and Statistics, there appears little doubt that the United States has a bogus president, illegally elected and unfit to lead the most powerful nation on earth.

Leaving a small window for possible reconsideration, Obama can appeal this revocation at Immigration in Nyayo House, Uhuru Highway, Nairobi. Although the Kenyan National Security Intelligence Service may soon stop checking the background of those applying for Kenyan passports, the following directions were issued both in Swahili and English:

Hati za huonyesha ni raia wa Kenya ni lazima ziolewe. (Documentary evidence of Kenyan citizenship must be produced).

Tafahali soma maagizo kwa makini kabla ya kujaza fomu. (Please read instructions carefully before completing the form).

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