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Monday, 6 December 2010

Washington--Sarah Palin isn't denying rumors she slept with Karl Rove to get him to say something positive about her.

"I won't say that Karlly and I slept together. I will just say that the mainstream media just wants us to hookup and put our feud to rest because it makes for good news and higher ratings." Sarah Palin said on Fox News.

"It might comes as a surprise to everyone out there, but Karlly and I met for supper the other night, because I wanted his help in my upcoming campaign. We did reach a point in conversation where we both decided to move it to a more private spot. I will say that Karlly knows his way around a womans body, or so I heard." Mrs. Palin said.

Karl Rove couldn't be reached for comment because he was busying getting tested for an STD he believed he received from Mrs. Palin.

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