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Sunday, 5 December 2010

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"My son was so terrified, he wet himself."

The United Terrorist Fronts charity foundations have launch a new public relations campaign this week just in time for Christmas. They are calling it "Terrorists for Tots."

"We want the world to know that we do more in our communities than killing, maiming and blowing stuff up."

A spokesperson for the group told Spoof that they would like to collect warm-fuzzy stuffed toys to comfort young children in the event of another tragic attack or bombing."

Collection sites have been set up in several major U.S. cities to take donations. One unmanned collection site was fire bombed by protestors, sending flaming Lego's hurling through storefront windows, nearly injuring one man.

At another collection site families attempting to donate toys were greeted by a menacing, heavily armed black-hooded Santa.

"He didn't even say Ho-Ho-Ho, he just kind of grunted. My son was so terrified, he wet himself. Maybe they would do better on Halloween."

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