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Friday, 3 December 2010

NEW YORK - The Shuttleworth Institute of Research have compiled data about the top 200 (of 200 million) dangers to national security.

Several dangers from last year have reappeared, such as The Tea Party, Stubborness and many others.

Here are some samples from the data, plus some 'conventional' dangers:

1: Global Warming
2: Your Mother
3: Racism/Homophobia
4: National Subborness
5: Uneducated Masses
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100: Celebrities
101: Terrorism
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154: Creationism
155: 'Reality' TV
156: Communism
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200: America

Some people have openly voiced critisism of the findings.

"Where the hell is Obama on the list?" said one Tea Party member. "He's a Jewish Muslim Nazi."

"What about my neighbours?" said a Republican. "They say they some damned mooslems. Why the hell they mooslems? They wanna murder me with their spicy foods and shit!"

Oh, prejudiced bigots are #9 on the list.

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