What man wouldn't mind a semi-erection at normal times and a full one when he or the wife wants it?
Scientific breakthroughs are coming in daily, along with results of research on human DNA and the human brain.
"What we are afraid of is that the companies selling all the pills and lotions and pumps will be out of luck overnight, provided this has no bad side-effect. We won't know that for sure until we conduct another two-year test", stated Dr. Almun Hajid.
One of his colleagues then told reporters that they are announcing their findings BEFORE someone disappears with all this knowledge.
"The knowledge was there all along and so were the products but until we saw how recent breakthroughs about the human brain work, we didn't know How these things worked", he stated.
Apparently the doctors have their research on files so that should anything happen to them, the information would still be available.
"I think we're on the WikiLeaks list also."
Two years from now, we call ALL celebrate", he laughed.
"The old saying is really true", stated Dr. Hajid. "The largest sex organ is the brain. If the brain thinks it works, it works!"
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