A man who would only give police his last name as "Blick" has been arrested in the toy department of Wally World in Sarasota, Florida.
"We caught him wiping his goop off onto two more dolls when we got back to that part of the store. No one in the store came near until we could see for ourselves what he was up to", stated Officer Randy Collins.
One tabloid reporter who got there before our own passed on the information that he thought the guy was a teacher.
"He also got some goop on the cop who arrested him when he went to put on the handcuffs."
Mr. 'Blick' denied everything saying that those things just happen when he gets near a barbie doll. But finally shut up after the police told him he was caught on camera.
"He's got goop all over the place back there", stated the store manager. "We'll have to have a major clean-up on aisle seven!"
"Blick' was apparently charged with indecent exposure until more could be added at police headquarters."
"We were watching him from the break room on the monitor", stated one employee who would not give his name. "He sure had the hots for that doll."
"Bet his name is Ken", stated another employee.
This is Larry McGuffin...now I have jism on my shoe... Reporting for The West Coast Post.