HOLLYWOOD - Demi Lovato's publicist Buckholz Toolficker has informed the entertainment media that Miss Lovato is doing great with her rehab therapy sessions at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic.
Toolficker stated that Demi has already been accepted by the staff and patients and has been honored by being voted "Patient of The Week," "Resident With The Sweetest Smile," and "The Best Darn Singer In The Whole Darn Place."
Lovato told Toolficker that everyone treats her as if she was the princess of California, which she giggled and said that two of the patients actually think she is.
She went on to say that everyone is always offering her chewing gum, candy, beer, and cigarettes. She smiled and said she takes all four items but ends up pouring the beer down the sink and she secretely sells the cigarettes to 93-year-old Creola Frockpit, who has a seven pack a day smoking habit.
Demi was thrilled to announce that Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, and Lady Gaga have all agreed to sing on her upcoming album entitled, My Favorite All-Time Rehab Songs.
Some of the songs included in the album will be "Once You Get Over The Initial 'Shock' It's All Really A Piece Of Cake," "Touch My Toys Bitch - I'll Bite Your Ass," and "Hey Guys, Don't Anyone Tell Buford That He's Wearing His Terry Bradshaw Football Helmet Backwards."
In The World of The Rumors: Dr. Laura Schlessinger has staunchly discounted the following rumors.
- She is not a racist.
- She is not a lesbianite
- She does not possess a Lady Gaga type bulging 'Thingy' in her underwear.