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Topics: Prostitutes, Texting

Thursday, 2 December 2010

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LOL SUCKA

It's the principle of the situation. Or at least that's what Alexis Steele is telling her ex-lover and married man, Gregory Spike.

Steele has been holding on to a very incriminating text message from Spike which could land him in very hot water with his wife,should the message get back to her.

"I just want the bitch to delete the message. It was a one night stand, my wife never knew about it and I want all evidence of the night erased. Is that too much to ask?"

Spike is a high net worth individual with a lot to lose while his mistress, Steele, is a part time cashier at the local drug store with a Jerry Springer appearance in her future.

"I just want to have something to remember that night," Steele says. Besides my stained blouse, all I have is that magical text from Greg. It says:

"Thanks for the hot sex; ur a dirty lil bitch wit some nice tities, let's scru again sn"

When this article went to print, the text message was still in Steele's phone like a bomb waiting to detonate all over Greg Spike's perfect family lifestyle.

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