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Wednesday, 1 December 2010

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The liberal media has fallen asleep on the job. They are supposed to be the "dominant media" according to certain people. But you sure could never guess it from the last few weeks.

Too much has slipped through the grill. Maybe Ann Coulter is right- you just can't trust them. Then again maybe she's just a bitch who doesn't know Halloween is over.

Nobody sent out thousands of cheers when the official end of the Iraq war was announced. The silence was deafening.

If a Republican't had been behind it there would have been parades and shooting off of guns and mouths and it would have been plastered 24/7 all over FOX News. As it is no one even shot off a bottle rocket. Anywhere.

Speaking of war, has anyone noticed the slight change in Republican't thought? That they are now AGAINST both wars? Didn't, huh? Thought so. In fact, they pretend like the whole war thing was all Obama's idea. Just like every other problem the U.S. has at the time.

How about the stock market folks? Howzat grab ya? It is up and going strong!!! OK, OK, I know, there is still too much unemployment, but there is really something to that trickle down theory, At least it works in the case of urination. It couldn't be that the big bailout boys are just holding on to all the money because it might not get better for a long while, but, hey, they're Americans! They wouldn't do that to their fellow citizens....

Did any of the liberal news outlets make a big stink about Olbermann getting suspended for making campaign donations to Democrats while the FOX News boys dive into swimming pools of the stuff naked after their shows at night? No, I didn't hear much either.

What about that Byron Williams guy? That was scary wasn't it? What do you mean who? The nut case who took Glenn Beck's rantings against the ACLU and Focus groups too seriously, loaded himself to the teeth and went out to gun down the leaders. Had it not been for some erratic driving that alerted the police to him and a 45 minute shooting standoff there might have been a lot of dead bodies around San Francisco. Didn't hear about it, huh?

Well, at least we had the Rally To Restore Sanity to bolster our spirits and see that not everything in this world has to be political. Too bad you can't find a complete filming of it anywhere in case you had to do other things that day. It was three times the size of Glenn Beck's trailer trash parade and got about 1/3rd of the media coverage.

I think I see why the Republican'ts won so widely this time. Their propaganda machine is finer tuned and better greased ( not to mentions 'greasier' as well). And they don't bother with finding the truth of matters- costs too much money and it doesn't jive with their plans.

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