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Topics: Barack Obama

Wednesday, 1 December 2010

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Any a u guys play

A portion of an opening statement made recently at a meeting between President Obama and the new "class" of politicians in Washington.

"Goo morning, aw want to tank you all for being here this mornan. Fust, let me pologize for my speaekin problem. I wuz plain bsktbawl the odder day an we tink a guy from the Tijuana Cawtel wass sendin me a message when he hit me in da jaw. We reesently shut down a lot a ther tunnels dat dey used to smuggle daa drugs n dey was lettin me no dey didnt like it and dis was der way a showing it."

"Any aw you guys pla basetball, le me see yor elbows."

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