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Wednesday, 1 December 2010

Republicans are giving the middle finger to unemployed Americans because they don't like the fact that Democrats or unemployed Americans.

"I think the unemployed people of American have milked it for all it is worth and should get back to work. Take a job at McDonalds, I know they are hiring." Scott Brown told reporters today.

"I would like to help make sure unemployed people get the benefits that most of them paid in, but due to political reasons I don't think they should get the money they need to help them until real jobs are created." Scott Brown added.

Scott Brown didn't answer any questions reporters were shouting at him as he left his office for his daily massage and sucking of corporate America's dicks.

Republicans, who hate Democrats for caring for the working class of America, have long argued that unemployment benefits only encourage people to sit at home and do nothing, when they could be working at Wal-Mart.

Unemployed Americans have pointed out that they will never be able to pay any of their bills if they take a job at Wal-Mart or McDonalds because they don't pay more than seven dollars an hour.

Democrats will try again to get unemployment benefits extended, but it doesn't seem likely with Republicans promising to take it easy until the new Congress comes in January.

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