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Wednesday, 1 December 2010

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Move over Hunter Green, there's a new cool color in town and it's name is Obama Brown.

Cuckold Crayons announced in a press release Tuesday that they will be adding the Obama crayon to their set of 65 crayons. The company stated that the new color is both a tribute to the president and a marketing ploy.

"We've toyed around with the idea of a Wesley Snipes Black in the past, but we had to shelve the idea when he was convicted of tax evasion. We are all very pleased with our newest crayon and hope that the sales back up our decision," said company CEO, Jonathan Heimler.

So what's next for the powerhouse crayon company? Maybe a David Hasselhoff tan or a Conan O'Brien white will be in the next box. Let's keep our fingers crossed.

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