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Tuesday, 30 November 2010

On Monday, a Wal-Mart customer pushed down a 100 year old greeter at a Milwaukee store because the customer didn't like the old lady.

"I saw the old lady, and saw my future without Social Security, and I panicked and pushed the old lady. I know she was only doing her job, but man, why would a 100 year old question me?" The angry Wal-Mart customer said.

Wal-Mart added greeters as a way to cut down on shoplifting and also as a way to improve customer service.

"I enjoy working at Wal-Mart because I can work a couple hours a day and make just enough money to pay for my casino trips." Sam White, an 87 year old Wal-Mart greeter, said. "I do believe the younger customers don't like us because they don't like thinking the future means they will never get to retire."

Wal-Mart denied that they exploit the elderly, and put them in dangerous positions.

They did admit that some greeters have to deal with the ignorant customers that make Wal-Mart the number one retailer in the world.

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