Written by UWGB-Beek
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Topics: The Spoof, Alcohol

Tuesday, 30 November 2010

A Spoof writer who vowed to stay in his basement until Sarah Palin went away is still hiding in his basement.

"I am glad to see that Sarah Palin is still proving that when it comes to foreign affairs she doesn't even know who is and isn't an ally of the United States. I also like the fact a woman who probably hasn't read a book in years is doing a book tour for her second book. Why is the publishing business going downhill?" UWGB-Beek said.

It isn't clear if UWGB-Beek will stay in his basement, but what is clear is that he has rekindled his love for Coors, and was busy enjoying his beer when we called him today.

"I never realized that drinking beer could be so good at numbing the pain of a society that thinks that Sarah Palin is good for politics." UWGB-Beek added.

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