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Tuesday, 30 November 2010

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Everybody's Either Going or Coming? Some More Than Others

A TSA agent ended up with a hand full of goo when his fascination for shiny objects got the best of him.

It started when a man headed to a flight was going through the scatter x-ray machine, bells and whistles went off and it apparently had the signature of hidden metal.

Percy Cunmmings, an interior designer, was taken to a room where he was continually groped into submission. Unfortunately it was San Francisco and he had a male TSA agent, all things being equal Cummings was sporting wood and the TSA agent objected to being soiled . The end result was Cummings, going, then being arrested for assault.

Cummings said, "the agent was working on me for an inordinate amount of time, he seemed hypnotized by my genital piercings. (Cummings has a number of piercings through his genitalia), I never thought he'd be offended by my approval.


Basically true, life spoofing life


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Buck E Filbert


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