Written by Buck E Filbert
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Sunday, 28 November 2010

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I'm wild, get it?

A stupid boy was attacked by an otter yesterday. The youth was capturing the cute little otter on his cell phone when all hell broke loose.

The otter was sunning himself on the grass when the boy approached saying, "oh, look at the cute little otter", at which point the otter dove into the water and started swimming around.

The daft boy insisted on continuing to tape the otter when, like a flash of light the otter jumped out of the water and charged the youth. The kid ran, but he was taken by complete surprise when the quick otter bit him on the calf.

The otter just grazed the boy with his teeth but he had to receive a series of rabies shots because the otter broke the skin.

The lesson to be learned from this incident is the operative word, WILD animals. Duhhhhh!

There have been three more otter incidents in the same area this week.

See associated stupidity articles:

Study Reveales, Some People Are Plane Stupid
Study Reveals Idiots are to Idiocracy what Stupid People are to Stupidty

From Sunset and Vine
Buck E Filbert

Somewhere thinkin:
An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind.

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