WASILLA - Sarah Palin sat smiling on her frozen front porch in her home on Lake Lucille, which she has dubbed, Casa Moscow.
The former governor of the Iceberg State repeated the statement that she had made to Glenn Beck that the United States has to stand with our North Korean allies against the South Korean aggressors.
"Shotgun" Sarah, as she loves to be called, remarked that she has twice called President Obama on his 'red phone' and told him that he needs to protect our friends the North Koreans who provide the U.S. with chopsticks, feminine hygiene products, and real pretty and affordable Hyundai automobiles.
Palin stressed that we have to teach the little bitty South Koreans a lesson and let them know that like the Russians kicked Bolivia's ass just a short three weeks ago, the U.S. including Alaska and Arizona will do the same to South Korea, except of course without the Russian accent.
The mother of Bristol "The Pistol" Palin, the amazingly sensational dancer, who took third in this years Dancing With The Stars competition told a reporter for West Coast Mirror magazine "Ya know, we, meaning me and the people of the American country cannot just stand idly by and let a bunch of rice gathering South Koreans just march in and try and take over the North Korean rice fields."
Palin continued by saying, "I mean golly gee. If we allow that then next we'll have that group from Mexico the Green Guatemala (Guacamole) Drug Cartel wanting to buy the New York Yankees, the San Diego Padres, or the Green Bay Packers baseball teams."
[EDITOR'S NOTE: 'Snowflake' Sarah Palin has been told repeatedly that she has it backwards - the South Koreans are our allies and the North Koreans are the bad guys, but her being the quintessential Alaskan tomboy male-wannabee that she is she adamantly refuses to admit that she is wrong.]