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Sunday, 28 November 2010

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Agents from the US Border Agency and the Drug Enforcement Agency have revealed that a new tunnel has been discovered running between San Diego and Tijuana.

The tunnel is lined with breize blocks, has a railway(what!!!), electricity and a state of the art ventilation system.

Agents have discounted it's use as a set for a Sarah Palin game show. Avoidance of TSA strip down and search, by dodgy tourists from the US to Mexico has also been ruled out.

The Tea Party are set to mass in Washington DC as they are certain that Obama is gerrymandering the swing state votes by allowing in countless thousands of illegals.

The Tea Party, who know as much about sensible government as they do about brewing a real cup of tea, are incensed that the southern border has been breached.

"We always knew that the Democrats would sink to low life tricks. But, importing votes, even we are shocked. They'll all be on Welfare next and signing up for free Health Care." said one of their leading lights, "Well, damn if we'll allow it. The truth must be found out, they can't hide their BIG government shenanigans from us. We're onto them and they better be ready."

Sarah Palin was last seen checking her school atlas for the location of the US ally, North Korea.

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