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Saturday, 27 November 2010

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Was it really Basketball?

The official story line is, The President likes to play hard ball when he works out on the court. Barack Obama was playing aggressive basketball and he took a stray elbow to the mouth. Obama was rushed to the doctor where he recieved 12 stitches for his injury.

That's the official story.

This report, in the never ending quest for the truth, has learned that the injuries were not sustained in a basketball game at all. We've learned the President made the unforgivable mistake of slinging the bi*&h word in Michelle's direction. Now there is one thing you never call a proud African American woman, and that is bi*(hy.

Barack slipped and paid the ultimate price with his lip.

One White House staffer volunteered, "there was stuff flying everywhere, mostly plates and such. Never seen the First Lady that upset.

Scientists have isolated a gland in the brain of African American/African women that makes them respond violently to the word bi(*h, Pharmaceuticals are currently working on a serum that will counter act the B-gland secretion. It seems the cure could be as long as five years away.

Scientists and geneticists have traced the B-gland back to it's origins in Africa. There, even Zulu women that don't even speak English go absolutely bonkers when you say bi^&h. Two researchers were fatally poison blow darted when they said that particular word. It seems to be a frequency resonance thing from the studies done so far.

To further the study the researchers tested Caucasian women across the globe, it was discovered they have the same gland but it is set off by the word c^&t.


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