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Saturday, 27 November 2010

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Those revealing WikiLeaks are about to be released once again and this time there is eight times the secret information as the first time.

For instance, an insider who has seen some of them ahead of time, says they show that Tony Blair has a huge hairy mole on his ass ans that VP Joe Biden of the United States has a wart the very same size. It's on his right cheek and he has named it "Cheney".

"There are a lot of embarrassments on here and I only saw a few", stated the source.

When asked, a congressman has revealed that President Obama was laughing so hard that he fell out of his chair when he was told that Lady Camilla has part horse DNA!

"He may not be laughing long when his mother-in-law hears his names for her during those beer conferences."

Most of the embarrassments come from the war in Iraq and Afghanistan with plenty of Polish jokes despite the full support for the US in Iraq.

"Then you have a LOT of things Bush and Blair are going to have to explain about distracting their nations citizens from the economy fiasco. For that matter, so do Obama and Brown."

"You will see the best stuff on the internet if everything comes out", stated the congressman who admits that he is in there too.

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