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Thursday, 25 November 2010

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Does Palin know if Obama is in the south or north? Better ask Kim Jong-il!

Future US Presidential candidate and wildly outspoken Alaskan man-eater, Sarah Palin has completely lost her her "latitudes".

During a US tour to promote her book she was asked about the Korean conflict and her feelings about it.

She replied:

"I love the South Korean President Kim Jong-il (?) he's so cute and we the US support everything that North Korea is doing to protect it's borders from the aggressive tactics of the South?"

"North Korea is a very important strategic ally in the region and we will support them in their conflict against the perpetrators of the aggression, the South???"

After realising the major cock-up she made, she then released the following press statement:

"Sorry, I lost my ball-bearings in the freezing cold in Alaska and they haven't found them yet and I haven't had sex for two hours, sorry, I actually meant the North are our enemies and the South our allies."

President Obama on hearing the news that Palin wishes to contest the next US Presidency smirked and immediately sent her a brand new compass, a globus and some ball-bearings wrapped up in a South Korean flag for Thanksgiving.

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