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Wednesday, 24 November 2010

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Retired Senior Military Leaders Were Briefed!

Marian Robinson who's the mother of Michelle Obama and who lives with the first family at the White House has made an interesting discovery.

This was sold to us by a member of the White House staff, after overhearing Mrs. Robinson relate her amazing find to, of all people, Barbara Bush.

Why Mrs. Bush?

Apparently the worker in the White House stated that Mrs. Barbara Bush had also made the same discovery only when her husband, George Bush Sr, had dropped them into a drawer in his desk when some official was calling on the White House and George Sr. had forgotten.

The source inside the White House was now really curious as the papers had been discovered and read by people who are not supposed to see them. She stated that Mrs. Robinson had asked if it had been OK to invite Mrs. Barbara Bush over for afternoon tea which the source had helped to serve.

"After they had been served, I hid in a closet", the source stated. "I couldn't hear all they said and they were talking low but apparently Mrs. Bush indeed had seen the secret papers."

"George had dropped them in his desk drawer and I was curious because he had been sneaking and reading things in there for several nights", stated the former First Lady. "In a word, I was completely SHOCKED!"

"Me too."

"So this has been going on all these years and all they do is cover it up!"

"I guess they don't want a panic on their hands. According to what I read, my son-in-law himself would be ridiculed and impeached for something or other, if he came out with that information."

"George too. In fact, you and I could disappear also. Did you read where top Russians know this too?"

"No, I had to leave when I heard that my son-in-law was coming back inside by all that ruckus up front."

That was all the source had overheard because a White House cook came in looking for her and she had to sneak out.

The last word she heard was the two ladies laughing and talking about the X-Files with Barbara Bush stating "I'm too &%*$#@ old to be probed!"

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