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Wednesday, 24 November 2010

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"BOTTOMS UP!!"

Now there's no need to take those blue-visioned, headache, 'Give-Me-An-Hour Honey' pills with the discovery of an herb combination that will get you up in no time and send you after the Missus.

A cup of new "Peckero Pink" is all you will need. You make it just like you do a cup of hot tea but it's the two of you that are hot within minutes. However, do not drink over a gallon within 24 hours or you'll run amuk and be arrested.

What's in it? The following common herbs you may have seen the dog eating in your own back yard but we think you'll want the tea, served with 10 teaspoons of sugar:

Goat Prick: This has been shown to stimulate even the couch potato. 'Horny Goat Prick' is even stronger but that adds too much energy and you don't want a 15-second experience.

Staffus Erectus: Made from the needles of the common cactus.

Guysing: This you can even find in the woods but why waste all that time?

Boner's Bulb: This is used in a tonic natives of Poontongue China have made for years but made illegal there because of too many kids.

Spanish Moose: Grows on Spanish Moss. Increases blood flow. Be sure you don't get cut on a bed spring that often pops through around 3-4AM during all night romp.

Horse Hound: Causes harder tips.

*Also contains Wild oats especially sewn, St. Joan's Wart, Organ-O!, and Palm Perfecto.

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