Shocked, outstanded, and amazed are only a few words to describe how George Bush felt today when he found out that he has a long lost son - none other than TV's Urkel, that cute kid from the hit series Family Matters. The tests results were leaked onto the internet and the spoof managed to get their hands on the results
DNA has worked and it has gone through vast advancements. President Bush has passed laws toward this endevor and in doing so with 99.9 accuracy Steve Urkel is found to be Bush's son. Bush was shy at first in finding this out and has taken great strides in this advancement. Mrs. Bush is shocked and will have to break the news to Chelsey. There is a great possibilty that Steve Urkel may move into the White House. Although the media may have a field day with this news. Steve said he will not move into the White House without his long time love Laura Winslow. Steve has also mentioned having his extensive fugus collection put into Chelsey's room while she is away at Stanford. The President's body guards will have to work overtime especially if Steve moves in. Steve suggests paying the body guards with cheese.
In order for Steve to feel right at home President Bush is planning on buying a pocket protector, thick huge glasses, suspenders, and buying the popular best seller Fugus for Dummies.
George Bush is allowing Steve to put forward one special day a year. Steve has chosen July 4 which will now be Fungas Day. Independence Day will now be Labor Day, Labor day will now be Columbus Day, Columbus Day will now be the same day as Thanksgiving day.
On fungas day, there will be a celebration of fungus with BBQ's, rides, and a Fugas Day Parade with the worlds biggest fungus balloon. The mascot "Fred the flatuent fugus" will be around on the day to entertain the kids and families. To raise money for research into fungus, the Fungus Awareness Society is selling T-shirts with the wording "Fungus is Friend!".
Steve is pleased to be re-united with his dad and is taking a 2 week vacation to Wally World to celebrate the occasion.