Written by Buck E Filbert
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Topics: Naked, Flying, Airlines

Monday, 22 November 2010

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Most flyers are not this fit

The FAA announced today that it is going to try to impose new regulations that will ban clothes from all domestic airports and airlines. The new regulations have to pass through Congress before it can be implemented.

A pole was conducted outside LAX and a resounding 85% of all flyers objected to the idea. The 15% that didn't seem to mind were porn stars and extremely fit men and women. It seems overweight people were not too enthusiastic about being naked for the whole world to see.

When the FAA was contacted for comment a public relations representative said, "were not really sure if this will make flyng any safer but it sure will make it more interesting. And there might be many more people inducted into the mile high club.

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It's only in the United States that they make a big deal about nudity.
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