Washington - A local Spoof writer, UWGB-Beek, has reported that he can't take the reality of America's obsession with Sarah Palin, so he is hiding in basement with a keg of Coors and carton of Paul Mauls until America wakes from its stupidity.
"I can't believe that Americans can be taken in by the anything Sarah Palin does or says. I guess their is a reason we aren't ranked in the top ten for education anymore, because we don't have the intelligence to see we are getting fleeced by the Queen of Stupids." UWGB told reporters outside his home.
The American public loves reality television because it gives them a glimpses into the lives of celebrities that need extra cash or a chance to improve their poll numbers.
Mrs. Palin is using her show as a chance to improve her public persona and maybe as a platform for a presidential run in 2012.
The shows ratings are why UWGB-Beek believes the country isn't going to get better anytime soon, so he is going to wait for the lasting coming in his basement--hopefully drunk and happy.