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Sunday, 21 November 2010

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Somewhere Up in this Tree "Moonbeam" is Governing California!

Fans of Folk Singer Joan Baez are breathing easier today after it was announced she would have no 'lasting memory loss' after her fall from Governor Elect Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown's California tree house.

The once again governor, formerly involved with another singer, Linda Rondstadt, was reminiscing about the '60's with the iconic folk and protest singer in the elaborate tree house he intends to live in and govern from, when he takes office in January.

According to passer's by during a hollywood home tour of eccentric California celebrities, the custom 800 square foot redwood tree house located in a leaf canape 40' above the ground, was the source of a strange aromatic cloud and an endless loop of protest songs, including Jimmy Hendrix's Purple Haze!

Tourists were shocked, when shortly after the tune "Happy Days are Here Again," a Nude Ms. Baez was seen to be trying to escape down a rope ladder when she lost her footing and plummeted headfirst to the ground, luckily landing in a mulch pile of fermenting vegetables.

First responders said Ms. Baez appeared to be 'dazed & confused' but was able to move her extremities and was more concerned about being seen naked by passerby's especially at her age.

Attempts to reach the governor were unsuccessful as he retrieved the rope ladder and there was no way to immediately access him for comment over the incident.

Meanwhile, Ms. Baez recovering in a private room was heard strumming her guitar and singing a few choruses from her old time favorite "Time Has Passed Us By:"


Well, it was fun for the first few years
playing Legend In Our Time
And there were those who discussed the fact
That we drifted apart in our prime
And we haven't got too much in common
Except that we're so much alike
And I hate it for though
You're a big part of me
But our time is passing us by

So I can sit here in my silver chair
You can stay there on your gold
You can say you've got commitments
And I can say I'm growing old
And I can get up and make comments
On the color of the evening sky
But our ships have come home
And the night's rolling in
And our time is passing us by

Meanwhile, on her door, a secret visitor had pinned a get well card saying only:

HANG IN THERE JOAN....MOONBEAM STILL LOVES YA!

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