Wasilla, AK-- Sarah Palin became another TSA (Touch Some Ass) statistic on her way home to Alaska this weekend. The former Alaskan governor had to take a commercial flight, and Sarah found herself being treated like everyone else.
First she had to submit to a digital strip search, and then she was chosen 'at random' for an enhanced pat down of her entire body. Her misfortune increased when TSA officer Bertha Bigbutt came over to frisk her.
Officer Bigbutt likes women, and likes her job a little too much. She completely lost her self-control when she saw Sarah.
"I want to touch her pineapple! I want to get her scent on my fingers and sniff!" said the pervert in the blue uniform.
Bertha reached inside Sarah's panties and yanked out a pubic hair as a souvenir.
"Ouch! Shit!" yelled Sarah. "I haven't been so manhandled since John McCain tried to french kiss me two years ago!"
After the pat down was over, Bertha Bigbutt bragged to her co-workers:
"I just felt up Sarah Palin, and I got her smell on my fingers!" she barked with delight. "I'm gonna sell her pubes on Ebay!"