WASHINGTON, D.C. - Sarah Palin says she is seriously considering a run for the White House, and she believes she could beat President Obama in 2012.
Obama did have a retort.
"Yeah," said Obama. "She can bring the rain. In fact, she can bring the entire fucking storm system. 'Cause running a country full of over 250million people is easier than brainwashing peoplem at Tea Party conferences."
A recent YouGov-Inhopeless poll suggests that nearly 60% of the 1200 polled believe that 'Palin win? Motherfucking joke', with 10% saying, 'HAHAHA!', 15% saying 'NO.', and 5% saying 'Ah! I have no brain!'
What does Palin say to these recent polls?
"Well, look," she said. "You in the lamestream media--" I then interuppted to tell her we are about as 'lame' as her catchphrases. "-- whatever, can say what your liberalist government tells you --" Our government is as about as liberal as a former SS guy. "-- I will lower taxes for the American people, not raise them," -- I then pointed out that tax hikes are nessecsary to sustain America's aging population and infrastructure --- "Yeah, whatever. I can win Obama!"
It wouldn't be fair to say that she has no idea on how to run a country, but niether did Obama, but he has done some good things, for a beginner.
How do Republicans feel?
"PFFTT?!" burst out a senior representative. "Palin? She may be a family person or whatever, and she could connect with voters, but she wont survive. I'd give her a week. Her legislature is a bit wishy-washy, and even though we hate Obama's guts out, he does have some concrete stuff to go on."
As of press time, everyone in America was laughing thier asses off.