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Thursday, 18 November 2010

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Brandy Norwood, the last black person to be forgiven by the media for killing someone since... well, since ever, was finally punished for the death, in some small way, by Dancing With The Stars, when she was ousted by a shaved female caribou from Alaska.

Did you know??

Tom Brokaw was involved in a fatal car crash in 2009?

The famous guy and his wife were OK, but a commoner in one of the other cars died when she was thrown from her SUV and died.

The caribou (rangifer tarandus), whose owners have named 'Bristol', and Brandy were ranked the bottom-two in the voting, until Dancing With The Stars producers faked the call-in vote results, naming Brandy the loser.

"Look, the alternate universe where Bristol can outdance Brandy doesn't exist," said show producers. "But we were thinking about Awatef Aboudihaj."

On December 30, 2006, Norwood was involved in a fatal car accident at the Los Angeles freeway which killed 38-year-old Awatef Aboudihaj, whose last breath came with most of his face smashed into the trunk of Brandy's Range Rover.

While Norwood was neither arrested nor charged with vehicular manslaughter, it was reported that Norwood was driving 65 mph through the parking lot of a school for blind children when she slammed into the back of Aboudihaj's sh-tty Toyota, which was seconds away from accelerating unintendedly, which Toyotas are wont to do.

Coming up for Bristol the Caribou? She'll be back on "Dancing" next week, and will be next to her brother Prancer, guiding Santa's sled to the houses of all the good little (non-Jewish) boys and girls on Christmas Eve.

"I'm really excited about that," said 'Bristol', who also explained that her fat-covered four-chambered stomach allows her to do incredible backbends in her routines, as well as digesting the leaves of willows and birches.

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