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Wednesday, 17 November 2010

Madison, Wis--Steve Cowan, a 67 year old landlord and an avid beer drinker, found that drinking too much before Bristol Palin dances on "Dancing with the Stars" is a bad a idea because he used his shotgun on his television to show his disgust over Bristol Palin's routine.

"I can't get over how much favoritism they show her(Ms. Palin) because her mom might run for president in 2012. She can't dance, and tonight she danced like a big oaf in a tight dress, and yet she wasn't kicked off the show." Mr. Cowan told reporters outside the Madison courthouse.

This is the first time Mr. Cowan has shot his television over celeberty dancing, because the last time he shot his television was over a Brett Favre interception in a 2004 playoff game against the Eagles. The play ended the Packers season.

Mr. Cowan was charged with second-degree reckless endangerment because he pointed his shotgun at his wife and she called the SWAT team on his drunk ass.

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