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Wednesday, 17 November 2010

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The Palin Family's dinner.

The 16-year-old daughter of Sarah Palin, the 2008 Republican nominee for Vice-President and guaran-f--king-teed 2012 Tea Party candidate for President, has been diagnosed with a mild form of mental retardation after doctors analyzed her recent homophobic Facebook rant.

What'd she say??

To Tre': "Haha your (sic) so gay. I have no idea who you are, But what I've seen pictures of, your (sic) disgusting.

"My sister had a kid and is still hot." (Ewww.)

She also directed another comment at the boy, Tre, which read, "Tre stfu. Your (sic) such a faggot."

"While we've known that Momma-Grizzly has raised a few dumpster-diving cubs of her own," said a spokesperson for the Brad Childress Institute for the Well-known and Stupid. "It is only after seeing Willow's Facebook page were we sure that she was retarded."

"Willow's Facebook rants are clearly written by someone who is lacking the cognitive ability God gave a tree frog," continued the spokesperson. "She refers to people who criticize her Mother's reality-show as 'gay' and 'faggots', knowing that Harvey Levin at TMZ would post screen-caps within seconds after Willow hit the 'enter' button."

"We already know that (Sarah Palin's son) Trig is a waterhead, and her 19-year-old daughter Bristol was diagnosed after appearing on 'Dancing With The Stars'," continued the spokesperson. "Willow brings the total of retarded Palins to 3. Well, five if you count the parents."

Facebook, which is in hot water after a recent study found that 86.4% of their users have no idea when to use the word 'your', versus the contraction 'you're', and 77% believed them to be interchangeable, declined comment on this story.

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