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Tuesday, 16 November 2010

New York - Sean Hannity said that his obsession with Obama is good for his ratings.

"People like my obsession for anything Obama because they see a man that is good at blaming others for his own shortcomings. Sure, I never finished college like Obama, I don't really understand the economy, other than what I am told about it by the Republican Party, and I don't really like other people, but I do make a good radio host." Mr. Hannity said on his radio show.

Mr. Hannity doesn't like to talk about how Obama saved the economy from collapse but he does like to talk about how Obama is obsessed with Fox News.

"This show is about exposing the truth, without bias. I think my listeners and viewers like that fact, and that is why they pay attention to what I say." Mr. Hannity added.

Mr. Hannity's ratings really haven't changed much over the years, but in Mr. Hannit's world they have jumped tenfold.

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