Written by Noddy Bigears
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Monday, 18 July 2005

Unbelievably and exceptionally the Queen has granted a non British national to wear and ride his own family set of the Royal coat of arms leather armor. Following the last tea party between the old British and the new Americans when the original Bushites chucked out the tea leaves foreseeing terrible things to come including disbelief, religious confusion and global disenchantment, they are now struggling between original identity, religion, home grown confusion and laughably, problems with mad cow beef for burgers avoiding any Blair mad cow disease it has given into the economic drive and desire to feed the media what they really want everyday. Hence, Big Burger Bush has got what he wanted from the bottom of his heart. A crown that only a real king without the birthright could wear and be proud of as well as having the rights to have the tattoos franchised on every buttock from Afghanistan to Georgia, whilst rights in Southern Louisiana are going a lot slower. Maybe, he needs a tea bag on his right buttock.

In support of President Bush's right to be the most prominent left buttock in the whole world, he has agreed under Unitized Underwear Control Nations to accept the Untied Socks Nations' Control for the media rights to accept the next designer range of tattoos with string-less underwear. Politically, this involves acceptance of a very wide range of peoples beliefs including understanding and consideration of the opportunities to avoid aggression whilst promoting the most unfashionable panties ever seen. However, has the British Prince Tampa ever denied his urges and needs even in the public eye? Indeed, never ever and why should he have ever done so when he himself became a Tampa master of the Royal coat of arms many years ago under the guidance of the British institute of Buttocks.

President Bush has accepted that his Royal coat of arms may never ever be fashionable, indeed the last British tea party ended with cucumber sandwiches being thrown between Democrats and Republicans whilst in the Bay of Biscay, who knows what will happen if congress insists that he must bare his tattooed buttocks with the new Royal coat of arms, it may be better that he learns diplomacy. Tattoos carry a US government health warning.

Authors' note: Discover your own Chinese birthday horoscope animal, 1947 was the year of the pig whilst 1948 was the year of the rat. Total betrayal begins at home.

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