WASILLA, Alaska - The ex-governor of Alaska Sarah Palin sat out on her front porch at her home on Lake Lucille and told a friend on her cell phone that she was thrilled that the first installment of her new reality show Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska was a tremendous success.
Palin wearing a pair of tight fitting black and white short shorts, that definitely showcased her great looking legs, said that she had no idea that the ratings for her show would literally shoot through the roof like they did.
The reality show stars Sarah's family, including husband Todd, and children Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, Trig, and grandson Tripp.
In one scene Sarah, Todd, Piper, and Piper's cousin McKinley go salmon fishing on Big Fat River Lake. None of the Palin party catches any fish at first since each time that one would hook a fish, a flippin bear (Sarah's word) would jump in the water and grab the fish off the hook.
After this happened eight times Sarah decided that it was best that they just leave and either go somewhere else to fish for salmon or simply just go into town and buy some salmon at one of the supermarkets.
The cameras next show Sarah sitting at her computer, in the kitchen, looking at photos of Russia while wearing the same tight fitting black and white short shorts that she had on earlier.
Her daughter Willow wants for her boyfriend Andy Pocketrock to go upstairs and help her study her geography in her bedroom.
Mama Palin tells her in no uncertain terms that, that is not going to happen since the last time that happened it was Bristol and Levi Johnston and Bristol ended up getting herself knocked up.
Apparently Palin's word does not carry too much weight since a few minutes later Andy is shown jumping over a staircase gate and going upstairs to Willow's room, where Willow later told her mom that her and Andy were playing checkers, talking about ice cream cones, and telling each other knock knock jokes.
Later Sarah and Todd fly up to Denali National Park where they climb a small mountain named Mt. Humpakumkashant, which is Eskimo for petrified polar bear piss. Sarah is shown climbing the rock and chipping four fingernails in the process. She also ended up with bruises on both knees, both elbows, her stomach, both her tits, and one ovary.
"Snowflake" Sarah, as most Democrats call her certainly shows that she is no sissy girl by any means. In another scene she is shown, at a distance, peeing in the snow and writing the letters GOP while standing up.
When asked about this, Palin said that it's really no big deal as she has been peeing in the Alaskan snow ever since she was seven months pregnant with her first child, Track.
SIDENOTE: With Sarah's daughter Bristol appearing on Dancing With The Stars and now with this new reality show, the Palins just may end up becoming more famous than the Osmonds, the Kardashians, and even the Manning boys, Peyton and Eli.