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Saturday, 13 November 2010

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As usual, those that have, get more! Former VP Al Gore, who happened to be giving a speech on how we all should give to pay off our national debt and go to alternative energy, stopped before getting to his limo and made his way to get another blow-up doll of famous people.

There Gore also loaded up on batteries but instead of taking back two dollars from his two one-hundred dollar bills, asked for a lottery ticket.

This morning he learned he had won the money, at first he tried to get his money anonymously, but several had spotted Gore in the shop the night before.

"He looked stiff as that anal dildo when he came in the back door but I had already figured he had won it", stated one Detroit man. "His ticket was about 35 numbers off of mine. I get a Jumpin' Julie Doll and he gets millions of dollars to go with his other millions."

This evening Gore has confessed that he went in for some gag gifts for some friends for the Holidays and bought the ticket.

One website stated that this is the first report of a guy being horny and gaining money from it, at least in Detroit.

Meanwhile, Tipper Gore had her ears perked up when she heard the news, according to a source.

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